What was I thinking??? Gotta start watching where I pee!!!

What was I thinkin??? Gotta start watchin where I pee!!!

I am now 38 and back in 1975 my mother had married my stepfather. My mom, brother and I left the city and moved to the country to be with my new dad. It was a small town where I grew up called Peculiar, Missouri. I'm not kidding about the town name, you can look it up for yourselves.

One of the first memories I have is being 4 years old and hanging around outside. I remember there being a simple fence with steaks and one strand of wire running around the top of it. I thought it was really neat because about every 5 second you would hear a “pop” or a “snap” and you could even see a little arc of electricity where the wire mounted to the steak. For the life of me I don't know why but the wheels were turning in my brain and I had this revalation “let's pee on it and see what happens)??? After all it seems like a harmless good idea at the time.

So I dropped my drawers and took aim and let it rip. Yikes! Good lord almighty they must have really had the voltage cranked on that fence cause at the time it felt like a bolt of lightening hitting me and I can remember twitching really, really hard. I could feel that “pop” inside my body. Luckily it only lasted a second and I was able to remove the stream from the fence.

I didn't know what to think or what to do??? I got really scared that my pee pee would fall off and I wanted to go tell my mom what happened and ask her if I was gonna lose it but I was a kid and was worried I'd get into trouble for it and getting shocked was bad enough and I didn't see where getting yelled at on top of that was going to help so I kept it to myself and kept checking for any signs of it getting ready to fall off my body. Luckilly it didn't and I was a bright kid so it only took me peeing on the fence a few times and I learned not to do it anymore! Just kidding, I never pee'd on it again. It was permately & forever burnt in my brain that you don't pee on any fences!

You know if anyone would have had a video of this (from the back and not actually showing the body part involved) my family could post it on you-tube in present day and make a killing from it. Thinking back on it all I am pretty fortunate that I was able to have kids. 3 in all, 2 girls and a boy. My son is now 3&1/2 years old. I think it's time I shared my story with him so he can learn by my mistakes & hopefully spare him the pain and worry of it all. That being said I'm sure there is some child somewhere who will over here this story and think to themselves “Awww, he's making that up, that couldn't really happen. They will haft to live & learn and put it to the test. My best advice is DON'T DO IT!!! And you have my apologies in advance for turning you on to this horrible experience. Hopefully you can be a good sport about it and get a good laugh in about it all when your older, besides it does make for a good story.

My best wishes to all the readers & their famalies,